download the free mp3! thegregorybrothers.com Slim Chin, Dwight Howard, and D. Rose admonish aspiring ballers – both literal and figurative! – on how one should become truly successful in the world with a rousing hook, “Fast Don’t Lie.’ With success mainly being measured by dunks, and also, cubic meters of caviar. ORIGINAL VIDEOS: www.youtube.com FOLLOW the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com 2ND CHANNEL www.youtube.com/thegregorybrothers SHIRTS www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-News LYRICS What up world? I’m Slim Chin, ‘Beast from the Far East.’ This is Dwight Howard ‘Beast from the Regular East.’ Think i got this crib by being slow? I got this ’cause i’m fast! Think i got this solid gold jet ski by being slow? I got this ’cause i’m fast! Fast Don’t Lie Fast Don’t Lie Think i got this caviar pool by being slow? I got this ’cause i’m fast! Think i got this benjamin pile by being slow? I got this ’cause i’m fast! Off quicker than a prom dress, A prom dress. TIME’S UP! You’re too slow. *spoken tenderly* Dwight, play that thing that you play so well. No, not really. No, close. I, I got it. Sing Song Time! *sung* Fast Don’t Lie! Fast Don’t Lie! FAST, DUNT, LIE. EEEEEEEEE FAST DON’T LIE! WHAT? FAST DON’T LIE! Get freaky, get, get freaky, Get freaky like my LADY PYRAMID! *yelled* I’m Slim Chin and I’m OUT! Thanks to Adidas for sponsoring this video! -love, michael
Purchase at — www.greenfrog.com The Rock Island Line was a mighty fine line. The musical ditty aside, there was something special about the Chicago, Rock Island and Pacific Railroad that set it apart from other rail carriers. Maybe it was the image of an underdog, surrounded on all sides by larger, more powerful—and richer—railroads. Maybe it was its short, fast passenger trains—appropriately named Rockets—barreling across the Western Prairies. Maybe it was the granger railroad, quietly and effectively going about serving its customers. Roger Koenig [KANE-ig] grew up in Brainerd on chicagos South Side. It was the first stop at ground level on the Rock Islands Suburban Branch after leaving the main line at Gresham Junction. He often rode into the city on its trains. Roger worked for two summers as an office boy for the railroad, and built his first home in Oak Forest on the main line to Joliet. His summer home was near the Peoria Branch. No wonder the Rock Island became his favorite railroad. This is Rogers fast-moving movie kaleidoscope of The Rock during its final six years, from 1974 until shortly before the railroad shut down forever on March 31, 1980. Approx. 72 Minutes